plum smuggler

1) i gotta a lotta balls
2) big-ass purple swollen testes in really tight pants. far more pleasureable when used as a peanut bag for boxing practice. also makes a wonderful place to keep your pet newt.

look at that guy. he's definitly smuggling plums.

by Lord Baddkitty December 19, 2003

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plum puss

The female equivalent of blue balls.

Nessa: Gee, did you and Kip get into it last night?
Whitley: No, plum puss again. He got paranoid my parents would come home and bailed.

by TittyPendergrass April 14, 2019

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plum pudding

When a man or woman asks another man to insert their nut in their anus. Then, the receiver of the ball proceeds to clench their ass muscles and tear the actual teste out of the ball sac. Because they are so tired, they go to sleep and when they wake up and take their morning shit, plum pudding is expelled.

-Did you see new steve tear off Axl Rose's nut after the concert?
-No but I bet that made one mean plum pudding

by Michael Oyler December 12, 2008

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plum my pudding

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'
NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"
" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

by charrc May 4, 2006

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