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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

by kibidiarl March 27, 2025

by wowoowowowowow December 12, 2016

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.
Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2023

SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?
Dave: On my llama you fool!
SK: Oh she's a per!! :)
(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)
She's a per!!
Dave: When do we have to be home?
SK: We still have four hours!!
Dave: She's a per!
Dave: On my llama you fool!
SK: Oh she's a per!! :)
(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)
She's a per!!
Dave: When do we have to be home?
SK: We still have four hours!!
Dave: She's a per!
by Dave&SK July 7, 2011
