oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

Slap Oysters

Another term of scissoring.

Hay gurl, you wanna go slap oysters later?
Only if we can use that new double ender I picked up.

by homigawd January 12, 2009

Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall March 27, 2012

Oyster bag

When you have a large/fat vagina or pubic mound.

She had a juicy oyster bag. I could slurp that up raw!

by Irockstocks November 26, 2019

Oyster Billy

When you have a group chat or any event and someones being a douche/ wildly homosexual for no reason.

"Man, tommys being a real oyster billy after those totally un-pc homophobic remarks."

by Hohgie December 29, 2018

Land Oyster

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019

Belly oyster

When the male ejaculates sperm into the women's belly button, then sucks the pecker snot out of the belly button as if they were sucking oysters out of their shell

Aww babe let me take a belly oyster shot off of ya

My ex girlfriend always made me swallow my belly oyster .

by [e-mail] June 15, 2017