Land Oyster

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019

Slap Oysters

Another term of scissoring.

Hay gurl, you wanna go slap oysters later?
Only if we can use that new double ender I picked up.

by homigawd January 12, 2009

Oyster Billy

When you have a group chat or any event and someones being a douche/ wildly homosexual for no reason.

"Man, tommys being a real oyster billy after those totally un-pc homophobic remarks."

by Hohgie December 29, 2018

groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018

Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall March 27, 2012

Oyster bag

When you have a large/fat vagina or pubic mound.

She had a juicy oyster bag. I could slurp that up raw!

by Irockstocks November 26, 2019

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017