Optionist

"A professional who has the ability to offer one or more options to somebody else (asker). The option(s) given usually enlight a new path to follow in order to create a better reality or solve a problem. An optionist never gives consultance on which option is more appropriate to follow",

Lets say that there is a couple, whose property (house +land) has become to expensive to live in. The couple decides to contact an optionist, who examines the situation of the house owners and gives them different options on what to do.
Options
1. Couple may sell the entire property
2. Couple may sell the land around the house, make some money and still live in their house
3. Couple can rent their house and move in a more convenient place

by Fadjo (Daniel F.) September 23, 2015

Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Optioned

The past tense for the word option. A word used by uncultured swine instead of opted.

Gio said, “I optioned not to do the survey about contracting numerous STI’s”

by AndreoliGiovoli December 23, 2019

optiony

When you have more than one option

A situation having many choices

Rob used the word optiony in a meeting and no one understood what he was talking about.

by Mike1000000 July 5, 2020

Optioncide

To buy a “call” or “put” option in a stock that is heavily manipulated by a hedge fund manager, only to be pushed out of the money on expiration date by that exact hedge fund manager.

Usually, the hedge fund manager will sell you those covered “calls” or “puts” options, collecting the premium (your money), and then driving the price either up or down, to walk away with your premium & their stocks (since they are covered options).

Yo, I bought some options on XYZ stock, I was in the money but it dropped out of the money a day before expiration. I think the fund managers want me to loose. Every week they commit optioncide, murdering these options.

by Optioncide April 27, 2021

stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.

Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.

by pigma dengar June 16, 2010

ooption

An Ooption describes the situation in which you have selected the wrong dropdown menu choice by mistake. It's a combination of "oops" and "option".

I wanted to order a black laptop cover, but - aw crap - I got pink by ooption.

by exclaim56 December 19, 2013