Ass skating

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

by NotASkater January 24, 2009

skate rat

True definition : 100% skateboarder without normal job or without a job still skating every fkn day and trying to survive with concrete surfing way,with empty bottle of beer,empty brain at 25 sometime psychiatric client and sidewalk surfin addicted.

Look at this wierdo on a sidewalk trying to do layback slides out , he's skate rat !

by truesk8rat September 1, 2018

Fagure Skating

Men's figure skating. Essentially, gay men figure skating.

"I was just watching the olympics."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."

by Olympicfan February 18, 2010

jam skating

a type of breakdancing on quad skates

I went jam skating at the local skating rink on sat.

by Yarden Miller July 16, 2006

skate jam

An event where skateboarders meet up to skate an obstacle, usually for prizes

I heard someone got $150 for doing a 24 inch long ollie off a kicker at that skate jam the other day

by zrko July 13, 2022

Skating Ghost

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.

(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.

by Gumpless January 31, 2014

Head of Skate

A (fake) Disney Movie made by CollegeHumor.com

It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)

Michael - Have you seen "Head of Skate"?
Steven - What a fantasy!

(Both Nervously Chuckling)

by LiFeOfMiChAeL111 January 18, 2009