Ass skating

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

by NotASkater January 24, 2009

Fagure Skating

Men's figure skating. Essentially, gay men figure skating.

"I was just watching the olympics."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."

by Olympicfan February 18, 2010

skate rat

True definition : 100% skateboarder without normal job or without a job still skating every fkn day and trying to survive with concrete surfing way,with empty bottle of beer,empty brain at 25 sometime psychiatric client and sidewalk surfin addicted.

Look at this wierdo on a sidewalk trying to do layback slides out , he's skate rat !

by truesk8rat September 1, 2018

jam skating

a type of breakdancing on quad skates

I went jam skating at the local skating rink on sat.

by Yarden Miller July 16, 2006

Head of Skate

A (fake) Disney Movie made by CollegeHumor.com

It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)

Michael - Have you seen "Head of Skate"?
Steven - What a fantasy!

(Both Nervously Chuckling)

by LiFeOfMiChAeL111 January 18, 2009

Skate Rape

When you eat shit so hard while skateboarding that you black out and forget what happened

"One minute I was skateboarding, then before I realized it I was in the Hospital"
"Sounds like you got slipped a skate rape"

by Frokey August 3, 2016

Skate 3

Probably one of the most underrated xbox 360 games of them all. it’s a skate boarding game where you go around the map and do challenges and sell the most boards, or mess around online and do glitches/cheat

Dude, I was just playing Skate 3 and it was awesome. i did a 1080 miracle whip!

by boi aiden June 17, 2022