ottoman standoff

When a developer and a designer refuse to get up and go to the other's desk so instead just sit there and exchange chat messages and graphics to get their job done.

Since the office was so large and both of them had a gigantic lunch and were suffering from food coma, Calvin and Roderic were currently stuck in an Ottoman Standoff

by roderic September 12, 2014

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ottoman

an "empire" that was responsible for the Dark Ages. Brittish and Hapsburg manipulated and collapsed.

That ottoman is such a blood thirsty savage barbarian he is such a turk!

by Fayez Kata November 30, 2007

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ottopet

The modern name for a pet that is Extremely Cute, Pampered, taken care of, treated like a part of the family. also known as Fur Children.

The ottopet is having a ball in the park. I can see your ottpet is looking in shape as usual. Oh i would love to cuddle your ottopet.

by Ricky honas March 27, 2008

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ottobeuren

Some bs town in Bavaria nobody ever fucking heard of...bunch a people live there but even they don't really know the fuck they actually live. They also have a bloody pink church.

Oh I went to Ottobeuren last weekend
Where the fuck is that?

by Nameduckingtaken August 6, 2017

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Ottoman

A word used for a group of slaves in the old Turkish kingdom. The word has integrated into street language as a word to describe people of lower worth or slaves.

Bring my ottomans faraoh.

Look at them looser's, they be my ottomans , they do what I tell 'en.

by JoshButtah November 2, 2018

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