Notch

If a white nigga named tyson is crossing his fingers during a notch kayla can go suck a dick.

I was crossing my fingers fuck your notch

by Tysonmosher May 29, 2018

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Notch

A stupid trend in the current generation of children, where someone gets dared to do something and another person says "Notch". The person who has been dared must now do the dare or they lose a portion of their eye brow, but if the person follows through with the dare, the person who declared "Notch" must lose a portion of their brow instead.

"Im gonna jump off the bridge down by the elementary school" Tim announced

" Notch" yelled his friend Jim.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*a few hours later*

"Looks like your losing a chunk of eye brow now" Tim says as he shivers, climbing out of the chilled water.

"God not again!" Jim scoughs as he realizes Tim didnt bluff .

by Damn_Son_-_-_-_9 October 12, 2017

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shy top notch

a freak who has to be broken out of their shell

"yeah she's a shy top notch"

by shshus April 3, 2022

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Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.

Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.

by Trending new Words October 7, 2016

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Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.

Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

“No thanks, please return to your work area.”

by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025

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