Nobbing off

When I man pleasures himself, often using his right hand in a up an downward motion

Shaun Ainsworth was Nobbing off in class

by Lesie Greach October 11, 2005

nob jockey

is a phrase usually reserved for batty boys who enjoy having a cock shoved in their asshole. the phrase can also be used for women but not usually.

oi u nobjockey chuk us a fag

im a nobjocky would u like to fuck my ass for me.... i'll pay.

by shane and dan (not nobjockies) January 4, 2005

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

nob-sickle

1. n. when one's penis is out in the cold to long and becomes so numb it is impossible to sustain an erection.

2. v. to insult someone by saying they can't sustain an erection thus not being able to f**k someone.

1. n.dude i'm so cold i got a nob-sickle

2. v.dude you are such a nob-sickle

by Perry et Dan December 10, 2004

Nob Gobbling

Blow Job

Hey baby, how about a little nob gobbling.

Sorry I have a sore throat

by Wild Old Woman June 21, 2009

nob cheddar

the creamy whitish yellowy substance that lingers under the forskin if not washed.

Teds got lots of stinking nob cheddar.

what, Harriet eats ted's nob cheddar.

what,!!! Harriet has nob cheddar too!!!

by stevo May 13, 2005

flaming nob

the act of having a chick blow you, and then, a little before you're about to finish, you grab her head for dear life and light her hair on fire, encouraging her to work quickly. Then you put out the fire.

"Feel like going out tonight?"
"Dude, I can't. I was giving your mom a flaming nob, but I lit her hair too low and now I got a second-degree burn on my balls."

by SizzT September 26, 2008