Nobbing off

When I man pleasures himself, often using his right hand in a up an downward motion
Shaun Ainsworth was Nobbing off in class
by Lesie Greach October 11, 2005
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nob jockey

is a phrase usually reserved for batty boys who enjoy having a cock shoved in their asshole. the phrase can also be used for women but not usually.
oi u nobjockey chuk us a fag

im a nobjocky would u like to fuck my ass for me.... i'll pay.
by shane and dan (not nobjockies) January 04, 2005
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nob-sickle

1. n. when one's penis is out in the cold to long and becomes so numb it is impossible to sustain an erection.

2. v. to insult someone by saying they can't sustain an erection thus not being able to f**k someone.
1. n.dude i'm so cold i got a nob-sickle

2. v.dude you are such a nob-sickle
by Perry et Dan December 10, 2004
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Nob Gobbling

Hey baby, how about a little nob gobbling.

Sorry I have a sore throat
by Wild Old Woman June 22, 2009
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nob-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)
by Carnophage December 16, 2004
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nob cheddar

the creamy whitish yellowy substance that lingers under the forskin if not washed.
Teds got lots of stinking nob cheddar.

what, Harriet eats ted's nob cheddar.

what,!!! Harriet has nob cheddar too!!!
by stevo March 06, 2005
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flaming nob

the act of having a chick blow you, and then, a little before you're about to finish, you grab her head for dear life and light her hair on fire, encouraging her to work quickly. Then you put out the fire.
"Feel like going out tonight?"
"Dude, I can't. I was giving your mom a flaming nob, but I lit her hair too low and now I got a second-degree burn on my balls."
by SizzT August 01, 2008
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