Potato

Less burned nigger

"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"

by Danielfuckface February 17, 2017

Potato

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.

Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.

by Jenna beans June 5, 2019

Potato

A term used in gaming to define a fuck-up

DUDE that guy i so potato,he misses every single shot!

by SoleNigger29 November 5, 2016

Potato

A vegetable but also a word for best friend, without the best friend label

She’s my potato I tell her everything

by Jooms x January 8, 2020

Potato

The best people in the world

my friend is a potato

by datgirl22 February 7, 2019

Potato

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects

My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”

by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022

Potato

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.

"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"

by dablackfox March 27, 2015