Cumplete Nightmare

This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.

Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?

Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.

Miguel: What happened?

Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...

by Stoney69 February 27, 2020

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knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

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Tim Burton Nightmare

Anything, not just a movie, that has a level of disturbing and obscure look and feel. Like many Tim Burton movies, most notably "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

1. *after watching the filmed version of The Grinch Stole Christmas* Person: Man, that movie was a Tim Burton Nightmare.

2. The twisty, odd colored look of that playground made it a Tim Burton Nightmare

by TehAlphaGamer November 18, 2011

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Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe)

there is this random chad name madframe who tried to steal all the avocados from Mexico

Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe) will rule Mexico in a future lifetime, and a rebellion by shadical

by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021

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your best nightmare

Ptsd

Person: Fuck omega flowey, your best nightmare gives me flashbacks

by Trousler of Bones June 4, 2022

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It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

by Skyrim550 April 18, 2022

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