tortoise nervosa

The decline of motor skills and brain function the morning after the over consumption of alcoholic beverages the night before.

You: Did you see Sally today? She can barely hold her pen and is staring at a blank computer screen.

Me: Looks like a case of tortoise nervosa. Sally had one to many martinis at happy hour last night.

by Gucci13 August 13, 2009

Nercous

A pregnant male wombat; one that may be flattered when you offer it either skinned worms, or large pink dresses.
It dwells deep within Gnarnia.

"Oh my! What a dreadful sight! Is that an overweight elephant?"
"No...my dear lord... it's... it's... a WOMBAT!"
"You mean a Nercous my fine lady."
"Shall we make love?"
"yes."
"mmMMMmmmMmMmmmmmm....Mmm.......m..."
0_o

by The super-secret-special-luva April 16, 2010

nervousode

a word which combines the meanings and spelling of "nervous" and "episode," denoting nervousness, frustration, and/or an emotional episode

I am going nuts; I feel like I am having a nervousode!

by Wes Nyle December 10, 2013

nervousity dump

A nervousity dump is a huge crap you take after being nervous. Usually caused after tests, getting on a ride or before talking to your dad.

"Joshua had to take a huge nervousity dump after that ride!"

by Shampou November 7, 2017

Nervoushit

Nervoushit is the dreaded shit you take before a dreaded event. Such as an interview or date. Derived from the word nervous and the word shit. A Nervoushit can take multiple different forms, liquid, solid or gas. Usually a mix of all. But these painful uncomfortable shits are definitely non-satisfying in any way.

Hey man I can't talk right now, I am taking a massive nervoushit. Or
How did your date go? Good but I had to take nervoushit beforehand.

by Nervoushitter July 20, 2019

NervousLeg

some nerd that is very old and very poggers

nervousleg is the best person ever

by one of skye's mods August 26, 2022

Beauty Nervousness

Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.

There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!

Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.

by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016