Neon Afro Horse

A one legged horse, that lives in the Amazon Rain Forest. It dwells in caves below the moist ground of the rainforest feeding on mostly roots and worms. The Neon Afro Horse is believed to be a myth but sightings and photographs of it when it emerges in the spring prove the myth to be a reality. The blood of the Neon Afro Horse is neon colored. If the blood is harvested from the horse it can provide everlasting life. The only way to kill the Neon Afro Horse is to shave off its Afro. Once its Afro is shaven it looses its Neon Blood and falls helplessly to the ground. The population of the Neon Afro Horse is abundant but recent numbers have declined do to poaching.

A one legged horse with an Afro (mostly brown though albinos do exist) instead of hooves it has toes. The blood of the horse is neon, which is the equivalent of drinking from the fountain of youth or holy grail.

Neon Afro Horse!

by Jbobfern December 28, 2009

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.

Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010

Neon Cancer Syndrome

An advanced form of the deadly disease that spreads at a higher rate than its regular form. Usually affects a very small population of individuals.

You have N.C.S (Neon cancer syndrome)

by dwswm1 February 14, 2010

neon green t-shirt

Bright green tee shirts.
Church groups like to wear them so they can find each other on field trips.

Kid 1: Where's Billy?
Kid 2: I don't know, but he should be easy to find because of his neon green t-shirt.

by Stephaniiieeee March 31, 2008

stop being weird neon

It's a common phrase used by a CSGO pro towards an evil CSGO hacker / reverse-engineer.

Fl0m : Stop being weird neon!
csmit195 : Why neon... stop being weird neon.
DaRealSh0T : Neon man... pls stop being weird neon.

by HornyHenry March 18, 2022

Neon Dave the Bait

Neon is a red substance that i am going 2 pretend is green and dave is a bait and/or fish pen, but dnt let him know, he has had enough heartache already.....

Green thing that swims in water

by maz L October 15, 2004

Neon Green leper Weave

If you are in a situation where you need to leave, use this then exit.
Also can be a person with a neon Green leapord Weave in.
And if a person is random and you want to insult them, use this.

Uhhhh.... neon Green leper Weave *exits*

Look she has a neon Green leper Weave

Girl, u a neon Green leper Weave!

by Estherweave February 24, 2017