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Neils Bohr

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.
by Jordon December 11, 2003
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neil hamburger

Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.
A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007
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Neil Short

Generally awesome, with a hint of cunt. Also known as a Daywalker and a bum.
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Neilou

1. A small furry creature found in the forests of Iran. They cling onto low branches with thin hairy arms. Most are harmless, although their saliva excreates a foul odor that can cause disorientation. If frightened, the Neilou regurgitate a stomach acid that contains fecal matter and Hepatitis B. Their diet consists of small portioned greens during they day. At night they drink fermented apples that cause them to feast from garbage cans of neighboring villages.

2. A condition in males where their genetals are smaller than their pinky finger.
I was on a hike in Masouleh, Iran when I got sprayed by a Neilou from one of the oak trees.
by Alexthemenace January 7, 2019
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Nebila

The coolest person you’ll ever meet! She’s super reliable and funny and you can just have a great time together! If Nebila is present you just know you won’t be bored. Nebila is the best friend you could wish for! She has a great sense of humour and wherever she goes she spreads positive vibes. You can never get tired of spending time with her because she always has crazy ideas that’ll keep you entertained.

Nebila may think her forehead is too big but in reality she’s just perfect the way she is :,) She is the most beautiful and friendliest girl you’ll ever meet! If you know a Nebila, you better hold on tight because that little dwarf is the most amazing person on this planet!
somebody: who’s that?
somebody else: oh that’s just Nebila, the funniest and prettiest girl at this school, don’t you know her?
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i bet u want my lips right round ur bellend... u bumder.
neil's dad from the inbetweeners is a bumder
by imnotatory January 12, 2020
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