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Deshler, Nebraska

Deshler is located in south cental Nebraska, near the boarder of Kansas. Deshler is as flat as a pancake and is home of massive tornadoes. Deshler is also the home of the Deshler Dragons B-ball team, one of the best b-ball teams in the State!
Why you gota be wastin' my flava!?!?!?!?
by Wisco April 28, 2005
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Center, Nebraska

Center, Nebraska, the best damn town in the whole state of Nebraska, where the real men come from. only a few other towns are known to match Center's level of greatness, or an island for that matter, Prince Edward Island, and maybe a few other places.
dude that guys from Center, Nebraska
What? oh shit don't mess with him man
I know lets get the fuck out of here
by Adlerauge April 6, 2008
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Necrobear

The second cousin of Pedobear who rapes dead children. He is identified by his purple color and his shovel.
"Hey I heard your daughter died, you should watch out, Necrobear is on the loose."
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necro-crip-peido-beastiality

a perversion invloving fucking dead-crippled-baby animals, practiced mainly in middlesboro
hey smoggy get your cock out of that dead cat, you do realise its a spacker, you pervert.
by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004
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Necrofaith

One of the best damn bands from the greater Houston area!
Did you see Necrofaith at Metalfest?!?
by Fisky April 29, 2008
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necro

Perhaps the most talented white rapper of his time.
He was born to Jewish immigrants (thats right, hes actually Jewish), and lives in Brooklyn New York. Definitely has some of the most violent and preverse lyrics ever, and uses the word cunt frequently. CEO of Psycho+Logical records, "Where its logical to be a psycho". He is the younger brother of fellow MC Ill Bill, and the nephew of the legendary Uncle Howie.
Recommended Necro tracks include:
I need drugs
scalpel
vaginal secretions
all hotties eat the jizz
by Coo Coo Canuck June 11, 2006
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Lincoln Nebraska

The little-known capital city of Nebraska. Contrary to popular belief, nobody rides cows or tractors to school. Although most of Nebraska is farming community, Lincoln and Omaha are not.

Most people in Lincoln are friendly. It's a great place to raise kids, they say. Shootings, stabbings, drugs, raves, and date rape all happen here, just like in any other place. The teenagers here dress the same as they do all over America. They talk about the same things, generally. They eat from the same fast-food chains. Music ranges from the popular music, such as on MTV, to country, to screamo, to gospel. Anything, really.

We are not a bunch of hicks, but there are some distinctly hick-like behaviors. In order to be considered wholesome and well-rounded, you must attend some sort of church. Generally, people are expected to attend St. Peters Catholic Church or the Lincoln Berean Church. There are other smaller churches. But if your family doesn't belong to a church, people may wonder about you.

The public schools here are heavily Christian. You may be required to sing Christian songs at school, or listen to missionaries. You may, at the Grande Movie Theater, by screamed at by a man waving a cross. He is known here as "Cross Guy". Nobody knows what his actual name is.

Also, to be considered wholesome, if you are a boy, you must get some sort of twisted pleasure out of hunting. Deer hunting, bird hunting, and squirrel hunting are all popular. If you don't hunt, other boys will think you're some sort of hippie freak who wants to join Greenpeace. I would know.

Our city was featured in the movie "Yes, Man", which was a surprise and delight to many of us. People cheered in the theater. It was a big moment for us.
Lincoln Nebraska? You mean, like, people actually live in Nebraska and there aren't indians running around and stuff?
by Llama Lord of Science February 21, 2009
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