nearhead

A total dunce, like you

Go eat plywood you fucking nearhead

by binginglebrob January 3, 2021

Nearra

A beautiful young women who just wants to be loved and is very loyal to those she loves. Nearra is a very smart young lady who loves to have fun, but is super laid back and chill.

I really like Nearra. :)

by Nearra.alexis March 16, 2021

Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

by Clearwarning February 10, 2022

Add Nearby

When you see someone hot and they think you are hot too. So you go on Snapchat and click Add Nearby because you are too scared to ask for their Snapchat.

Marcia: Wow, look at that guy. He is so hot . I'm too scared to ask for his Snapchat
Brandi: Just go on Add Nearby, god.

by enchanted_c0tt0ncandy April 27, 2016

Neart

A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.

Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.

by KrispyDymond November 1, 2018

neargasm

the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.

She teased me forever - I would have complained but it was the best neargasm of my life.

by Saumya Ancheri December 2, 2014

nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

by mur216 March 6, 2004