nature's cruelest joke

When a child is really, really, old... but not.
see:Progeria

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died.

by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

nature

An erection.

Little boy, on waking in the morning: "Mamma! What's wrong? It's sticking up!"

Mother to her son: "That's okay, little man. It's just nature."

by smokinbluegrass June 27, 2008

nature raper

Any passenger vehicle that uses large amounts of fuel to get from one place to another. SUVs, Hummers, large pickups.

Dan: Check out my new Explorer! Pretty sweet, huh?
Billy: Dude, I can't belive you're driving a nature raper.
Dan: Oh, that mother nature, the slut, she was asking for it. You've seen the way she's been dressing.

by Billy August 3, 2005

friendless freak of nature

Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.

die is a friendless freak of nature

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

nature-gasm

The overpowering orgasm that certain people have when alone in nature.

All summer they are red and pink and white tents of softness and nectar, which wafts and hangs everywhere—a sweetness so palpable and excessive that, before it, I'm struck, I'm taken, I'm conquered, I'm washed into it, as though it was a river, full of dreaming and idleness—I drop to the sand, I can't move; I am restless no more; I am replete, supine, finished, filled to the last edges with an immobilizing happiness. I think I just had a nature-gasm.

by MaryOliver July 11, 2010

nature jack

1.) To go for a walk in in the woods, aka Mother Nature, pull off the trail somewhere, proceed to masturbait and then continue on your hike. 2.) To jack off in the woods while camping, fishing, hunting, etc.
3.) Applies to females as well. Simply the act of masturbaiting in the woods.

Joe went for a long walk in the woods to clear his mind. About halfway through the hike he stepped behind a large tree to nature jack and then continued about his stroll.

by Johnny Cocaine November 23, 2014

a nature

Sex outdoors in the woods, water or fields.

A Nature is having sex outdoors when the opportunity presents itself. This can be done in the water such as a lake or on land such as in the privacy of the woods or a meadow.

by Backdoc62 February 2, 2014