nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.

Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Nutella fight

When you and your gurl having anal and both if you randomly shit you procced to throw the shit at eachother leaving a nutella-like substance behind.

Oi bruv me and my girl had bare nutella fights last night init bludclart.

by Big smelly gypsy January 13, 2017

Nutella

Nutella is the best thing ever. Better than MARMITE, better than anything.

Nutella

by Siiennna February 3, 2017

Nutella Sandwich

This is the result of dropping a nasty deuce only to find there is no toilet paper. Victims of this situation will have to get up, while still soiled, and find a new source to wipe them clean. This action of standing up causes the fecal matter to be pressed between the buns of the victim creating a sandwich-like situation in their pants. You can also think of this like the Rorschach ink blot test, but much shittier.

That guy just took a dump and there's no toilet paper; Is he rocking a Nutella Sandwich...?

by A-Fizzle-My-Nizzle December 11, 2019

nutella

stuff that makes you fat little poopoo

DID YOU EAT NUTELLA AGAIN CUZ UVE GAINED SOME WEIGHT HUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by SANDRINE THIBEAULT January 30, 2020

Nutella biscuits

Another word for weed

Matt: “me Logan Ben and Isaac are going to smoke some nutella biscuits”
Bobby: “wait I want to come”

by Josh millers jj February 8, 2020

Nutella turnaround

When you take your cock out of her ass and spread your shit covered cock all between two pieces of bread then shove it down her throat.

That dirty bitch deserved the nutella turnaround I gave her last night!

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020