Blue nutella

When two gerbils lay on top of eachother while sleeping

“Look those gerbils are doing the Blue Nutella”

by Theofficialbatlovesgerbils November 20, 2023

Nutella Sandwich

either when a white person shits themselves during intercourse or when someone shits on your chest after anal.

Yo bro. this 10 i picked up from your mom gave me a Nutella Sandwich.
Thats sick dog... wait, my sister in 5th grade
Yeah bro its when someone shits on your chest, its amazing feeling.

by gitsandshiggles05 July 27, 2025

Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

nutella

A Type of cancer causing shit which may cause weight gain on some MF aka Poop of the meeseeks

Man 2 : Ayy bud how ya get fat fast
Man 2 : i eat nutella everyday dude

by i_will_sunat_u November 20, 2017

Nutella

A delicious chocolate spread you rub on your partners ass when having anal sex.

Me and my babe are going to use Nutella tonight!!
Nutella: food lube

by RinWoo July 30, 2017

Nutella Muncher

A term that can be used when one preforms oral sex on someone’s asshole.

“How was sex with Deborah last night?”

“It was awesome, I was quite the Nutella Muncher”

by NutellaMuncher69420 March 17, 2022

Nutella

When somebody fucks you in the ass so hard that they take the shit out of you.

Damn!!! That guy make nutella out of me last night...
I will make nutella with you tonight...

by Beckoluvano July 13, 2017