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nils

The act of being high for longer than fourteen and a half hours and eating piles of spaghetti while repeating the Holy Mary with no pants on and getting sucked from a girl named "Head."
Oh my gosh! That Nils is still high from eating that weed browning and he thinks he is in Church.
by Ryan Smalls March 27, 2008
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The Nile

Location:Egypt
Longest River In The World
The Nile is The Worlds Longest River In The World
by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008
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Nielson

The rotted remnants of seman left behind after gay anal sex.
Dont get that Nielson on you. You'll never get the smell out.
by Johny Hopkins January 30, 2009
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[Niley]

by Sammierdx January 15, 2009
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west nile virus

A relatively rare and harmless virus, spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include fever, headache, and body aches, with occasional skin rashes and/or swollen lymph nodes. A few weeks of bed rest will usually take care of it.

But if West Nile is such a weak virus, why has the news media gone crazy over it? News stations in America have taken advantage of a rare condition called encephalitis to turn the molehill of West Nile into a mountain that rivals the Ebola virus. Encephalitis is a swelling of the brain - a very serious condition that can SOMETIMES be caused by West Nile. Note that when I say "sometimes" I mean it in the sense that "sometimes" people die from chickenpox. Tons of common childhood diseases can cause encephalitis, including measels, chickenpox, mono, and the flu. Remember that the next time CNN tries to warn you about the evil mosquitoes that are threatening to kill us all.
When I got west nile, I was out of school for 3 days. When I got the chickenpox, I was out of school for almost a month. Think about that for awhile.
by progamer124 September 7, 2004
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dirty nils

spreads a girls legs wide and takes a dump on her vagina then precedes to have sex with her
He is suck a douche he gave her a dirty nils
by faggothole123 March 4, 2009
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Nigesh

An Indian ethnic slur used by light skinned Indian people against dark skinned Indian people, usually a joke. Used similarly to how African Americans often use the term "my nigga" to refer to their "homies" / friends.
Ved: "Yo Nigesh!"
Krishnan: "Yo ma nigga wassup"
by TheBigNigesh October 13, 2022
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