Nike Nazi

People who are butthurt about a shoe ad to the point where they have threaten to fine/fires employees and burn their Nike shoes

“Hey man, that dude will not stop staring at your Nikes, I think he’s a Nike Nazi”

by Gingersnap322 September 8, 2018

Nike Shox

1. Overpriced footwear intended for college- semi-pro- and pro-athletes, often considered controversial due to sweat-shop allegations. Rich people tend to buy these shoes. For a stylish and fashionable alternative, see Converse.

My runner friend has a pair of Nike Shox that cost over $100. I paid FORTY for mine. And mine look COOLER.

by Kix May 4, 2004

Nike Talk

A place where buncha sneaker heads talk about sneakers, girls and the most hyped up shit. They're all herbs, well most...however, the biggest bitches are Dirty, Cedmilz, Pharrell, Dreinc and many other dicks. If you wanna see buncha e-thugs (bitches whos on the computer talking mad shit) fiend over the ugliest girls, for example DJ BANA (who is a very sweet girl...but she's hideous), and the clothes Jay-Z wears, then it is the place for YOU!~

Hey! Let's go on NikeTalk and be gay!

by illforreal January 26, 2005

Nike Squirrel

Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"

These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.

Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."

Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."

Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."

by Botonist March 10, 2011

nike air jordans

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.

I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans

by The ugly thrush 222 September 14, 2019

nike swoosh

Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.

He told me he had a surprise for me, and reached behind my back and gave me a Nike Swoosh.

by Tim Acker June 14, 2006

NIKE Defense

The surface to air missile defense system the US used from 1955-1974. Nike surface to air missile system was named after the winged goddess of victory in Greek mythology. Two versions of this system defended the U.S. and other places from hostile aircraft, the Nike Ajax, and the Nike Hercules. Their primary purpose was to destroy any Soviet strategic/supersonic/longrange bombers like the Tu-95 Bear, or the Tu-160 Blackjack, or Tu-22M Backfire that ever came into US territory. There was never a need to use these nuclear tipped missiles, thank God.

There were 16 Nike Defense installations in the Detroit area.

by Spartans! December 3, 2004