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Nested Turtle

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.
“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”
by CammyAlva June 24, 2018
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Nut Nest

An anatomical location on the human body that denotes their genitalia OR a digital location of a person's personal pornographic collection, usually hidden in a labyrinth of illegitimately named folders upon the desktop or favorited tabs.
1) My finger tips felt the radiating heat from between her legs, most likely originating from her nut nest.
2) My younger sibling was appalled and aroused when he found my nut nest on my laptop.
by ItsKeith July 9, 2017
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Sausage Nest

A place where a sausage fest would take place.
"Hey Bro is the Sausage Nest ready for tomorrow night?"

OR

"Dude that World of Warcraft session at your Sausage Nest next week is going to be off the chain-hook!"
by Zen Zigwe February 9, 2014
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Squirrel's Nest

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.
My "Squirrel's Nest" is getting to hairy, I need to shave.
by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011
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Nesting Finger

Guy1: Dude, I broke my nesting finger yesterday.

Guy2: That sucks, you always have your left hand.
by Son of Wil November 19, 2011
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nest of spicery

female sexual organs, vagina and womb, an allusive rather than a vulgar reference like "pussy" or "snatch".

references the mythological phoenix which was born and died in flames in the nest of spicery every 500 years.
But in your daughter's womb, I bury them,

Where, in that nest of spicery, they shall breed.
by icesurfer June 8, 2012
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mud nesting

Placing of one's testicle(s) into another's anal orifice.
My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?
by thermyte July 29, 2017
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