Mutation Mamas

(noun) (plural)
Mature women, of a certain age

When I see Mutation Mamas, I think of silver-haired wisdom.

by JanetZumba January 1, 2017

hightop mutation

when someone wears two differing pair of hightops at the same time

example of hightop mutation is left foot Nike right foot Osiris

by ggawesomeman December 3, 2011

Mustathon

A routine conversation with a parent when they suddenly switch to offering unsolicited advice full of musts, shoulds, mustn'ts and shouldn'ts.

Me: Nice weather!

Mum: You should do some work on the house. You must exercise.

Me: (thinks) Shit. This is turning into a mustathon!

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Dad: You should get a better job, get a nice girlfriend, learn how to drive.

Me: Oh no! I've been mustathoned!

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Me: Was out with the dogs earlier when I bumped into mum. We talked about the dogs a bit then she hit me with a mustathon.

by The WeirdnessSymposium May 2, 2009

metatool

a self-aware tool who is loved by everyone because they are such a tool

anyone named Geoff spelled like Geoff, as opposed to Jeff
Biggest Metatool in America: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and other members of the Jersey Shore cast

by bakerbuddeh November 9, 2010

Metatayshit

The act of moving one's constipated bowels through relaxing meditation.

Asshopper: Master Poo, I haven't taken a decent crap in weeks. Can you please help me?

Master Poo: Come now young Asshopper. I can teach you to lighten your load with the ancient practice of Metatayshit.

by Tweeter Mosquito January 2, 2013

mulatte

Coffee drink that has both chocolate and vanilla mixed.

Hi, I'd like to order a mulatte. It's coffee with a splash of vanilla and a splash of chocolate flavoring.

by LizMmmm August 31, 2015

Mutabla

Literally anything

"What's your drink flavor?" Oh, you know, just mutabla.

by Lilly Estie April 15, 2017