mushroom management 

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)

Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.

mushroom management by Hot Licks November 1, 2015

cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner 

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

mushroom yawns 

The relaxing yawns you get from magical mushrooms.

Man these mushroom yawns won't stop.

mushroom yawns by Schurhoff July 16, 2008

mushrooma

it is a very large mushroom.

'your hair looks like a mushroom or mushrooma'

'your are as small as a mushrooma'

mushrooma by newmanio August 31, 2005

mushroom uppercut 

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

mushroom uppercut by long johnston December 27, 2007

Mid-Century Mushroom 

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.

Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.

Mid-Century Mushroom by johnwall2 July 1, 2018

Shit-Tucky Mushroom 

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.

The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.

Shit-Tucky Mushroom by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020