Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

miffed

to be miffed is to have your eyebrows shaven by others when you are in a stupor

yo! Shaun got miffed at a party but they changed their minds and drew his eyebrows back on with magic marker. He didn't notice.

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003

moffed

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

by anon February 8, 2005

moffed it

when you've had to many drugs and to much alcohol

oh my god that is'nt my boyfriend DAZ he's proper moffed it

by marie August 22, 2003

Miffed

"miffed" -- that is the word that comes out when you try to say "pissed" when your lady is covering your mouth with her lovliness....

When asked of his feelings about the matter, Harry said "I am miffed". Which we all know he was pissed but Gertrude's privates were covering his mouth at the time.

by The San Clemente Kid March 13, 2009

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

Mufeed

Manager of Khareband sex godown , he is very sexy and very SASTA RANDI.

He gives free blowjob in school and gives pleasure to teacher's and sir's which helps him to get good marks.
He charges 100rs only on normal days and 50% off on weekend's.
He has beautiful big fat ASS with a "BLACK HOLE" which sucks things very fast.

Mufeed madarchod hai..
Sasti randi hai mufeed.

by lauda benchod December 1, 2021