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by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009

William Morales

An illegal spick that gets younger every year. This border hopping mexican claims that he has a father in rhode island and claims sal the local janitor at flhs is his father as well. Just the sound of his name makes the children of mount kisco shiver becaus he has molested them while he was working at bellize. This wetback has recantly died his hair blonde. IT really emphasizes his wiezal like nose. When this spick roles through the town of Mount Kisco keep youre children close and keeep youre butholes tight. This greasy spick can br located at Danbury in the basement of his exmanager which is supossely his dad. This wetback mountain made claims of dating countless women. We recently discovered this was a lie (99% of his life is a lie). Keep look out of a green hatchback spick mobile with blue seats containing a pinochio nosed spick.

Quates of william:
"All it is with me and olivia is sex!!!!!!!"

"Come on dont be bitch ass. William has no place to sleep to go."-misspronounced on purpose cuz thats the way this greace monkey talks.

"I just had kfc and chinese, work out today"


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"Dam William Morales, You use to be older then Alex and now youre younger then me"

by border hoppers r us 5 June 29, 2008

miracle ticket

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

by RcChuck September 13, 2013

a morales

a lazy puetro rican who smokes alot.

yo my cuz has been a morales the past few weeks.

by cordell biggums September 11, 2008

Miracle

A breakdown in the laws of physics. If one happened, it would cause a lot of freaky weirdness and probably kill you, because we need physics to work to survive.

If gravity stopped working, you'd float into space and die because there's no air. Miracles are scary things.

by 3standarddevs January 13, 2011

miracle

An act of God, the creator and ruler of the universe.

It was a miracle that I was able to calculate the curve of the road when my boss gave me the formula without allowing me the opportunity to write it down.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

miracle medijuana

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

by cherokee1 May 18, 2009