Go Monty 

To “go Monty” on someone means to quickly lower someone to the ground, grab that person’s head and shove your dick into their mouth. This refers to a specific scene in the show ‘13 reasons why’ (season 3 episode 5). Typically used as a threat.

Bro I swear to god I’m gonna go Monty on you.

Go Monty by Wilson party September 21, 2019

Montgomery (Monty) Gator

An animatronic alligator from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach that people simp for and is shipped with each member of the Glamrocks... including Glamrock Bonnie or Sundrop/Moondrop. Or put in a relationship with both Glamrock Freddy AND Glamrock Bonnie. People theorize he is the reason for Bonnie's decommission because it's said in the game that the last place Bonnie was seen was entering Monty Golf. Montgomery is considered to be the most aggressive also tallest of the band and has problems handling his anger and seems to have an accent of some sort and it can be heard when he says "Hey kid. Come on out." It may be southern or something (I don't know for sure though). In his golf course, one of the holes has Bonnie's disembodied head as well as a stage with himself taking the lead singer role with Chica and Roxy up there while Freddy is in a dumpster.

In my opinion, I don't like him at all. His character design is quite amazing, but the things that he and Roxanne Wolf say get on my nerves and make me hate their personality, but they're fictional and are programmed to be like that, so... Oof, hate me I guess.

Every time I see Montgomery (Monty) Gator in his shattered form, I tend to quote the meme that goes a little something like this. “No dick. {boom} No balls. {boom} And probably no butthole either since this guy feeds on radiation. {boom intensifies}”

Montgomery (Monty) Gator by Iwanttosleepforever August 24, 2022

Three Ball Monty 

A game which can be played using your dong and balls.It involves pinching the skin over your unit to match your balls.The trick is to have someone guess which one isn't a ball.A great game for your wife or girlfriend , or a co-worker who you think is a total douche.

Copsey was on a winning streak last night,while playing Three Ball Monty, clearly identifying my frank from the beans.Don't challenge the master he can sniff cock out like a drug sniffing canine.

Three Ball Monty by Rick Ling the DubTown Menace October 23, 2008

Three Ball Monty 

A game in which you pull the foreskin of your penis over so it looks like a ball.when combined with the other 2 its hard to pick which one isnt a ball.

Copsey won last nights game of Three Ball Monty, guessing 2 out of 3 times.

Three Ball Monty by RickLing October 8, 2008

Full Monty 

1. totally naked for the benefit of another person, as in the 1997 movie "The Full Monty"
2. full erection

taken from the movies' description- The women cheer them on to go for "the full monty" - total nudity. She was totally surprised when she returned to find him standing in the doorway with no clothes on and a Full Monty.

Full Monty by SgettiEddi June 20, 2011

Full Monty 

Trad. Slang: Brit. Royal Navy,

A Full Monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.

If you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies - if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.

The act of having the Beard and Moustache together is known as "having the Full Monty".

Crewman 1: "Look at the Face lace on that bloke!"
Crewman 2: "At least He's got the Full Monty."

Full Monty by Eddie Faulkner March 19, 2008

Mighty Monty

A gorgeous man who resembles the characteristics of a renaissance statue. A caring man who lives near the forest with his two dogs and loves pasta. A man that is great to have a chat with at the dispense of 10 beers instead of 1.

Did you see Mighty Monty the other night?

Mighty Monty by The assjuice companion July 1, 2022