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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
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"doing a Monty" is the act of taking a photo of yourself in front of a full length mirror to post on Instagram in order to "flex" your "garms".

Clashing colours are advised. For maximum effect, dungarees should be worn.
Hey man I did a wicked Monty the other day, I wore my dungarees and looked like I was still in preschool. Got bare likes on the 'gram.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Honestly. the dashing guy alive .he is the smartest
funniest and best guy to hang out with.he is also an
amazing friend and can seduce all the ladies or girls with
his looks. in simple words.Monty is the best person
alive right now
Honestly. I wish I was a Monty but I can't even imagine
that
Monty
by .denial cuba November 24, 2021
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A talented person , Shines in future and he got a lot of sucsess ahead .

Music lover

Broken from inside ...
Look at monty ....
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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A talented person , Shines in future and he got a lot of sucsess ahead .

Music lover

Broken from inside ...
Look at monty ....
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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He is the king. And he has the ability to do what order can't and no one can control him when he is angry.
Monty the king.
by Yogesh Kumar November 23, 2021
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A Monty is where you spell a word so horrendously wrong that it no longer resembles any known language
Darren: You looking forward to going to Snutrimpa?
Me: Huh?
Darren: I meant America
Me: You've done a Monty
by DabDaddy6223 June 4, 2023
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