Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017

Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.

Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.

by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016

Moist Todd

A name for a friend or acquaintance that always backs out on plans due to inclement weather.

Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?

No, he said it's raining to harshly.

Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!

by capnnarcolepsy April 9, 2011

Moist Wipe

During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed

I didn't just eat that pussy it I gave myself a moist wipe.

by the real poop ninja May 15, 2010

moist gutter

A particularly messy woman's vagina. Usually as a result of a large gangbang or orgy.

i turned up late the other day and was at the back of the queue. By the time it was my turn it was a moist gutter.

by coitus queen October 27, 2015

moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 9, 2017

Moist marshmello

This game can only be done in a public restroom. When a group a people play soggy biscuit with a marahmello, but the winner puts it in his mouth first and is then passed down until it gets to the loser who has to eat it.

Moist marshmello, isn't that what your dad keeps asking me to play

by Ogga booga booga robbed April 23, 2019