Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017

Moist marshmello

This game can only be done in a public restroom. When a group a people play soggy biscuit with a marahmello, but the winner puts it in his mouth first and is then passed down until it gets to the loser who has to eat it.

Moist marshmello, isn't that what your dad keeps asking me to play

by Ogga booga booga robbed April 23, 2019

Moist Gremlin

When you eat a twinkie out of someones butthole

Jarret and Nick where so drunk they decided to get naked and give eachother moist gremlins

by ShishuJohnny September 29, 2012

moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 9, 2017

moist gutter

A particularly messy woman's vagina. Usually as a result of a large gangbang or orgy.

i turned up late the other day and was at the back of the queue. By the time it was my turn it was a moist gutter.

by coitus queen October 27, 2015

Moist Ham

A hot, sweaty asshole.

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.

Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.

by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016