Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

baby mixer

makes baby mix for the baby oven

lets make a baby with your baby mixer

by dickweeddobbler November 7, 2022

Mudslide mixer

When you're butt to butt with someone special, shooting diarrhea into each others anus'

Me and Binky love getting mudslide mixers.

by Jason mcgregor October 17, 2021

Sams concrete mixer

When a man pisses and cums in another’s ass, then proceeds to mix it together by helicoptering their penis inside of the asshole

“I heard Andrew really felt the wrath of Sams concrete mixer last night. He’s still shitting out piss and cum!”

by thommylikessam September 15, 2021

Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.

My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.

by WhoSlangDu? September 27, 2021

Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!

I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!

by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021

Wigan Pie Mixer

During the act of intercourse the male will insert the remnants of Galloways pies into the females anal cavity and use his erect member to mix it up inside of the woman while repeating the phrase “I’m hungry me” in a wigan accent

“Did ya hear abart Jen?”
“Nay, whats happened to ‘er?”

“‘Er fellas gone n’ done the Wigan Pie Mixer on ‘er.”
“Thats brutal tha’”

by stalecumeater October 17, 2025