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Milan

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Milan your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.
Oh, how I love Milan. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.
Milan makes my heart melt
by CODENAME:KOBE January 29, 2020
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Milan Goonpoot

A really smelly guy who love tikka masala and has a home country that is sinking and like metallica a little too much.
Bro look its that chocolate brownie Milan Goonpoot
by Carbohydrates07 March 17, 2025
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Milan

Someone who refuses to stop calling me Nathaniel even after 6 months of asking.
"That person won't stop calling me Nathaniel," "Oh yeah, he's a Milan"
by BiteyU September 17, 2020
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Milan

A Fucking crackhead who remembered my house and is friends with a guy who wears a bandanna.
milan
by Bubby Chubby November 29, 2021
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Milan

this type of species is very aggresive. Do not approach if possible. They enjoy kfc and watermelon of some sort.
by milanhater69 July 25, 2022
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Milan

A man who is hung like a horse and fucks like a rabbit. Is often found at local gyms sifting on married women.
Fuck sake Milan, she's married!
by J3ded_baggie June 5, 2025
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Milan

Milan is a modern name often associated with an intellectual and calm human beeing.
Most Milan's have a humble personality and are more often then not "the hidden gem" in a group. Milan's are awesome listeners and know exactly when it's time to speak and when to keep quit.
Be grateful for a Milan and he will make your life better.

When you think of Milan you are always reminded of the similar Italian city Mailand or the funny sounding bird.
by dekuwei November 23, 2021
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