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Midwest Nerfer

having anal sex in a cancer shack with felons and a viking
Ryan loves being the midwest nerfer inbetween Talio and Ice9
by kanethemediorce January 26, 2011
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Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
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Midwestern Hellhound

Originating ONLY from one of the oldest homes in Gary, Indiana,

Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.

*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
What type of dog is that?
This is a Midwestern Hellhound and I love them.
by Lotus Nyxxon April 2, 2017
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midwest request

Repeatedly asking for a favor without actually making the request; usually in a passive aggressive manner
Me: my mom is midwest requesting me to come over this weekend to help her move.
Friend: how many times has she texted you about it?

Me: FORTY
by jay-kray November 8, 2017
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Midwest Vertigo

The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.
I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.
by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018
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midwest medium

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.
by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018
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Midwest Kevorkian

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.
Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.
by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018
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