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microwave this pussy

person:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

person: microwave this pussy
by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021
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Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
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microwave nuggets

Disappointment to the Earth they are soggy as fuck and if you make nuggets like this you are a fuckin psycho
You make microwave nuggets? YOU FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH
by NuggiePro February 8, 2022
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Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022
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Microwave Technician

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches
by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022
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