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Gimme Mine

To pull the hand across the back of one's neck while applying heavy pressure in a ripping method after they say something unintelligent or ridiculous.

Typically played as a never-ending game while in school. When someone says something dumb, simply "get yours" while saying loudly "GIMME MINE" or "GIMME MINES" or "OOOOOH...I GOTTA GET MINE ON THAT ONE".
1. Tony: Man did you see the Super Bowl? The Eagles put a whooping on the Patriots.
Frank: OOOOH...GIMME MINE YOU STUPID S.O.B.!
by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005
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Minecraft

Minecraft is a game written in Java created by Mojang AB in 2009. Minecraft has two current variants - Classic (which is free) and Beta (which you have to pay for).
In Beta, the main goal is to survive. At night, monsters spawn (but not in Peaceful mode) and attack you so you need to craft items and tools to help you survive. You also need to eat regularly.

Minecraft has gone through many development stages:

Classic - the oldest version. It is still playable and has multiplayer. In Classic, you have an infinite amount of blocks, no health, and no mobs.

Survival Test - Part of Classic, very basic compared to the Survival we play and know today.

Indev - Added a number of new features, including crafting, torches, and tools.

Infdev - Added the ability to have an infinite playing surface.

Alpha - Added biomes, nether, sneaking, and much more.

Beta - The current version of Minecraft. Added beds (which can skip the night), more mobs such as endermen and wolves (which can be tamed with bones and attack monsters), and many more.

Multiplayer is in both Classic and Beta, which allows, well, multiplayer, duhhhh
Girlfriend: Why aren't you spending much time with me, Greg?
Greg: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
by davidjl123 October 16, 2011
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minecraft

the most epic game of all time, however, nothing will live up to it.
Yo, you wanna play some game like Minecraft?

are you fucking kidding me? no game will live up to minecraft
by Atrykohl July 19, 2019
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2D Minecraft

Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.
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Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more
Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012
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Scary Minecraft Sunday

The most legendary Minecraft video of all time. Sources say they experienced enlightenment whilst viewing the masterpiece. It was originally posted by a user known as JasonCraftHDGaming. However, it was deleted and only a few people were lucky enough to download it. We are still waiting on a sequel.
Person 1: Have you seen Scary Minecraft Sunday?
Person 2: No, it is extremely rare
by MensWear September 3, 2019
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Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza
Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F
by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020
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