Do a Messi

When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.

Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?

by Bigausk June 16, 2012

Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.

He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019

messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

Messy Slag

A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.

OMG, you seen that messy slag over there, shes got 4 dicks in her mang!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 6, 2009

Messi-Schwabe

Ein Messi-Schwabe ist eine menschenähnlDerm mit primatenartiger Intelligenz. Sie ernährt sich hauptsächlich von Junkfood und Resten dir es in seinem Bau findet. Zu ihren Häufigsten Tätigkeiten zählt das Sammeln von Gegenständen, um möglichst kein Geld auszugeben.

A: Siehst du diesen Typen da vorne?
B: Der, der alle Werbekugelschreiber geklaut hat?
A: Ja genau der, ein richtiger Messi-Schwabe.

by Knowname November 5, 2018