MeghantheMetalQueen

The most beautiful viking goddess from the furthermost peaks of Valhalla, descending to the Earth in a celestial formation. Upon the blackest wings she rides shredding Death Metal solos as she makes her descent. Once upon arrival all Metalheads will bow in envy and those who deny her will be slain with the mightiest of blows. Her presence will blind those who are unworthy of her sight.

Oh my fucking god, there she is, MeghantheMetalQueen!

by deathmetalDerek February 3, 2010

Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.

"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"

by Alie Rose August 22, 2009

Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.

The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.

by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008

anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.

"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."

by AIDS gay April 6, 2007

"The Meghan"

A sexual entcounter between two males and a female. At first it appears to be your typical pig-roast however while performing "The Meghan" both males start to arm wrestle using the females back as a playing surface.

Meghan: I sure am sore today guys
Omar: Ya, my arms pretty sore too from giving you "The Meghan" all night.
Jay: If you think your in pain now then you can only thank me for talking Omar out of performing a glory ride on you Meghan

by Sandington March 16, 2008

Meghan Trainor

A girl who's all about that bass. She thinks that men should be treated as second-class citizens ; They should jump through hoops just to please her, but she can treat them poorly.

Boy 1: Oh my god, that girl is so hot!
Boy 2: Don't date her! I heard that she's such a Meghan Trainor.

by Justin Galaxy March 27, 2015

Matt Mehana

The vocalist and songwriter for I Set My Friends On Fire. He is Egyptian, smokes weed, and pisses excellence. His halfro calls out to me. I'd do anything to get that dick, and you should, too.

My goal in life is to fuck Matt Mehana in the portapotty backstage.

by DecagonCzarina August 1, 2011