filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.

Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.

by vonorimjob December 20, 2008

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Merima

a person , usually a girl from europe(:
Merima likes making men happy , if you what i mean. Merima is a very nice person , and makes you want to pee your pants.

Damn, Merima made me piss my pants.

by Why hell do you care?! January 17, 2009

Mermaided

When a girl at the beach runs in the Ocean for a swim to avoid speaking to a guy approaching her.

That chick totally Mermaided you man!

by AJDressen August 14, 2019

little mermaid whore

when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water

Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.

Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.

Tracy: Dude, trust me.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

mermaid

A fish with the upper body of a female porn star.

Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that?
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.

by Mr. Vektor March 3, 2010

Little Mermaid

The feminine rebuttal to being the victim of a Superman by their male partner.

The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.

This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.

Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.

by HerPetKha December 19, 2013