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manchild

A male who is "of age" but still has the emotional/mental capacity of a child.

Completely incapable of making decisions regarding women, "manning up" when appropriate or discussing anything maturely, manchildren are becoming increasingly more frequent.

Manchildren will have notable traits such as thinking that they are somewhat different to other men because they have no emotional baggage, will find most immature humour widely entertaining and will have not been in a serious relationship, EVER. Longest relationship will be between 1-3 months.

When discussing important things, a man child will look at the floor and remain silent, pretend nothing is wrong at the time and then once out of sight drop into radio silence or will give you the "rabbit caught in the headlights" look.

However, man children are tempting challenge for women and more often than not an older women will take a man child under her wing as he will be impressed with her "at ease and coolness" and she will be taken back at his emotional naivety.

A man child is very easy to train in the ways of the bedroom.
"I was trying to talk about where the relationship with Tom is going and he acted fine but I haven't heard from him since. He's such a manchild!"

"Dave has no clue how to handle this situation, he's such a man child"

"Look at that fittie! Pity, I bet he's a man child"
by Blondie636 October 15, 2011
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munchies

the feeling of hunger that one gets after smoking up
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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Monchichi

The monchichis are a monkey-like animal with a signature haircut- hairline on the forehead is a "three head" almost touching the eyebrows.
Avoiding a monchichi-like hairstyle.
by BC in LB June 10, 2008
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Munchies

The magical feeling you receive right after smoking a nice big bowl of weed.

Its the best time to eat when you parents omit to do groceries.

Best food:
Chips & Dip, Doritos, A sandwhich with EVERYTHING on it, Cereal, anything cheesy, chocolate, chocolate covered almonds, trail mix, cashews, yeahhh.
Stoner 1: Man you have no food in your house!
Stoner 2: Sure I do, we just gotta get high.
Stoner 1: TRUE!

10 minutes later

Stoner 1: Man, I got the munchies man.
Stoner 2: Me too man.
by JANELLE! March 1, 2009
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Munchie mouth

The act of chewing anything while having cotton mouth from smoking marijuana.
Damn these chips really taste good, I wish I was able to swallow them, but I have Munchie mouth.

Chris has Muncie mouth, look at him struggling to swallow his food.

William it seems you've made paste of your food, you clearly have a case of Munchie mouth.

Everyone was smoking around James and he went for some chips, to his surprise he had a case of contact Muncie mouth.

Quick I need a frosty beverage! I am suffering from an extreme case of Muncnie mouth.
by Rampage aka Lucky You August 23, 2009
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Hangover Munchies

After a very heavy night out, you wake up round your friends and need greasy food to sort out your hangover, so it's time for a fry up or a trip to KFC
"Erghh! my head, I need some bacon mate"
- "Fry up! I have some serious hangover munchies"
by irish 1990 July 30, 2009
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Munchikunda

I was in grade 1 with a boy named Munchikunda. I was so enthralled with his odd name, 22 yrs later i still use the word when there is nothing else to say.
"hey i f'd your sister"
"muchikunda!"
by solargurl February 24, 2004
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