A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.
"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
by bEN mARGERINE dOVER fREEMAN May 13, 2010
Get the Messy Night mug.The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.
a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.
It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.
It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"
by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007
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Get the shite meister mug.A Term used by Peter Griffen uses in place of "Gay". As seen in the episode "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"
by Trip Tannen May 27, 2008
Get the toe tappin burger meister mug.A recipe that is not adequate to make a cake. Using a messy recipe could result in a 'crazy cake'.
This could be a term to describe 'creampie' in a child friendly manner.
Taken from 'the cake song' in the kids TV show 'Lazy Town'.
This could be a term to describe 'creampie' in a child friendly manner.
Taken from 'the cake song' in the kids TV show 'Lazy Town'.
"You shouldn't use a messy recipe, your cake will end up crazy"
"I would go down on her, but that horse she just shagged has left a bit of a messy recipe'.
"I would go down on her, but that horse she just shagged has left a bit of a messy recipe'.
by mojorising October 2, 2006
Get the Messy Recipe mug.Very, very drunk; being messy often results in bad judgement, throwing up and temporary memory loss.
1. I was messy last night, I can't remember a thing.
2. Good night last night mate, someone was messy!
2. Good night last night mate, someone was messy!
by charlie c December 23, 2006
Get the messy mug.1. To be in disarray, not in order.
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
by Olly J May 6, 2005
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