New Mexico chimichanga

When you soak your girlfriends pad inside her period Gonorrhea seamen infested roast beef vagina remove it deep fry it for 4 minutes and enjoy with the world famous Allsup’s taco sauce .

I would definitely New Mexico chimichanga your girlfriend.

by Mrhoodies13 October 6, 2022

Trip down to Mexico

As many cultural phenomena are generational trends, eating ass has been normalized by Millenials and GenX. Taking a trip down to Mexico means to lick somebody's asshole.

Faded buddy 1: "Eat ass? dude, not me.."

Faded buddy 2: "What's wrong with taking a little trip down to Mexico?"

Me: "After our first date I took her on a trip down to Mexico! And you know what?? We fucked all summer"

(Girl getting back to her table at "Riley's" bar):

Friend: "I saw you come out of the bathroom with that guy... Was he helping you yak?"

Girl: "Nah, he just took me on a little trip down to Mexico!"

by PIKE FUCKSTICK April 12, 2021

Mexico City Ad

a blanket term to describe an imagined, completely illegitimate concern to an otherwise well thought-out plan or concept.

their bank heist plan had been flawless, planned over many months with no detail overlooked.

but reflecting from the cold stony walls of their jail cell, they realized they had failed utterly to plan for one crucial factor: the Mexico City Ad.

by adguy March 31, 2009

Mexico List

A secretive, well planned out death list. The people on this list will be taken to Mexico by the writer of the list, or the author's accomplices, fed to sharks, and have their valuables placed in the huts of Mexican peasants, thus absolving the actualy murdered of all blame.

Examples of the type of people on this list would include people your boyfriend has cheated on you with, your 'uncle' Teddy who always stares at your chest, and that gypsy who stole your wallet. More trivial offenders may also be subject to death by the Mexico List.

'Wow, it's that girl who did my boyfriend while I was on vacation last summer! I'm putting her on my Mexico List!'

by josef_XXXX February 13, 2009

New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.

Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!

by Mikeology October 12, 2017

A New Mexico

New Mexico State Laws say that if a woman puts a collar on a man, she now owns him as a slave.

"Did you see Lee the other day? Dude had a collar on."
"Yeah, it's because his psycho ass girlfriend pulled a New Mexico."

by Lessee~Chan May 26, 2018

mexico

Mexico is a country located in North America (altough nor canada or USA want to accept it). Mexico is a Country full of culture, the best food on the earth. A lot of mexicans of the low class migrate to the USA in sights of a better job. Because in Mexico the Minmun Salary is $5 for 8 hours, while in the USA is $5 per hour (unconfirmed). There are fat people, like everywhere else. But in USA, there are more fat people than in Mexico.
Be sure that when you go to mexico, try the "Tacos de Foco", they are the most delicious thing on earth!

Mike: I need some beach soon dude
The dude: you should go to Mexico, their beaches are the best on the earth

by Rodro April 12, 2006