Megan is an amazing person. Period. She's bitchy and funny and witty. She'll get on your nerves but you can't stay mad at her. She's way more attractive than she gives herself credit for. She's addicted to energy drinks and slush. She has way to many friends but somehow manages to find time for them all. She loves Rock music. She hates crappy shit like Justin Bieber and she'll come up with the most Randomest shit ever. But she's also smart and loyal and hates to be called hot because she is NOT a fucking temperature and she also has her blond moments. She's a crazy bitch and doesn't give a fuck about rules. But she's an amazing friend.
Where's Megan when you need a sarcastic comment
Oh look Swag Fags, where's Meg when you need a funny comment.
Oh look Swag Fags, where's Meg when you need a funny comment.
by Hot Potato December 02, 2012
The best friend someone could ever have. SO hilarious. She has the best smile and sometimes acts "blonde". She is always there for you when you need someone. Any guy would be lucky to have her. She is super sweet. She is really crazy and amazing in her own special way.
by fresh56382975 January 08, 2012
A promiscuous girl. Known for being very superficial, egocentric, and can usually be spotted by the tramp stamp on her lower back. She can also be seen driving like an idiot and has a hard time acknowledging other cars before she runs into them. With the maturity of a 14 year old girl, she still has yet to prove that anything she says or the drama she starts is actually pertinent to the small town she lives in.
"Sleeping with 17 males in less than two years? That's a Megan move"
"If you pull a Megan and decide to sleep with two people at once, you're going to regret it in the long run."
"If you pull a Megan and decide to sleep with two people at once, you're going to regret it in the long run."
by Snatchcobras June 29, 2012
Megan's are sweet, giving, kind, and hilarious! She is always right there when you need her and she gives great advice. She thinks she is ugly but she is beautiful. She keeps lots of secrets so people don't judge her. She is so not crazy and always finds a person to hook up with.😜 She is the best friend I could ever have.
by Annikamybff September 17, 2017
by asda-morrisons December 03, 2011
A sped. She never knows what’s happening and asks every question, she is also MEGA flat. She will start the smallest arguments and turn them into an entire night long rant on how she feels she is not treated right and then deny she said anything, and is always on her “you know what.“ *cough cough*
by vRxptorr January 15, 2020
The most funny, amazing, beautiful person you will ever meet. You aren't likely to meet another thing ever quite like her. A megan has everything: stunningly good-looking, you are likely to have never seen anyone as gorgeous as her, truly funny- you are able to share a good banTa joke with her!! Also has an amazing taste in music. You can be completely open with her about anything, she is definitely a 1 in a billion person!!!! You will not look back on meeting her and will want to chat with her every minute of every day because she is so unique and brilliant and sexy and gorgeous and amazing. Please, find your megan today, although that will be quite hard as there is no-one quite like the megan that i have just found!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WHO DO U THINK March 29, 2013