meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

Mighty Meaty

The name given to someone's ass or thighs if specifically fat or chunky, especially to Flynn Pether.

“Jesus Christ, what a mighty meaty!”

by s.is.for.sex July 21, 2018

Meaty Starfish

1. A virtual fast food restaurant ran by buffoons (Neebs Gaming)
2. An asshole

welcome to the Meaty Starfish, let us put our meat in your mouth

by coolpotatoe724 February 24, 2025

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

meaty trombone

Blowing a hotdog that is sticking out of someone's ass

Stacy was giving Tom a meaty trombone the other day

by Baggenesse March 5, 2015

Big meaty bass core

A mixture of the genres Deathcore and Dubstep

me: hey kelly have you heard commissioner lately?

kelly: HELL YEAH, BIG MEATY BASS CORE.

by BIGCHOCOLATEFOEVUH January 17, 2011