A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich

Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017

maysonnova

someone who is very sexy and swag

hey remember maysonnova? they are so swag and sexy

by Parker Lynch March 16, 2021

whore mayonaise

what my boyfriend calls his tasty cum

He shot loads of whore mayonaise down my waiting throat

by beck March 21, 2004

mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.

I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.

by Fav December 3, 2006

Mayonnaise Mayhem

When one masterbates using mayonnaise as lubricant and ejaculates into the mayonnaise jar. Then later feeds their girlfriend(s), boyfriend(s), large party and/or group a mayonnaise sandwich with the same mayonnaise. Then materbates to the thought of feeding it to them later.

Jake ran out of lubricant but had mayonnaise in the refrigerator. He thought it would make a good substitute lubricant. Once he was ready to ejaculate he realized he had nothing to cum into, so he came in the the nearest thing which happened to be the mayonnaise jar. He then thought it would be sexy to feed his girlfriend a mayonnaise sandwich with the mayonnaise he ejaculated in. She ate the sandwich happily. He then materbated using mayonnaise later to the thought of feeding her the sandwich. Thus creating "Mayonnaise Mayhem"

by Shirtless Blue Man May 1, 2010

mayonaise

What is inside in the head of a complete moron.

Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!

by jaelee11 January 11, 2009

Mayonnaise maker

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.

Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.

Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?

Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.

Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.

*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*

Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !

by zingeraddict October 30, 2011