Mathew Bagley

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways

Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass

by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022

Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

Mathew grieves

The man with the biggest dong

Dang look at what Mathew grieves is packing

by PiSlice December 27, 2024

mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.

See mathew bury over there? I hate that guy

by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019

Mathew

Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.

He is such a mathew!!

by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 3, 2019

Mathew

His such an amazing soul anyone must rely on.Mathew is a tall strong guy with a strong heart
His a sports man he loves what he does.His God fearing and a responsible man who loves best He loves his friends n cares for them secretly .His a man of big dream his size doesn't coordinate with his dreams

Many girls yarn for him but his heart is closed for one un found one.his a super hero in his circle .Though he only cares when ur next to him in his thoughts

I really wish to get a Mathew for myself
His a real one

by Thee...mainesttt.......🦸🌹✏️ November 24, 2021

Jolly Mathew

A legend, a king, a hero. This man will lighten up the darkest of days.

Born to be superior. Is the superior.

Oh my, he's so brave. He's probably a Jolly Mathew!

by Max Ingham April 4, 2024