Mathew Perry

DEAD. RIP.... chandler was such a good character...

"did you hear that Mathew Perry died?"
"Wasnt that the guy who played Chandler?"
"ye. he drowned."

by ARa~ ArA~ November 15, 2023

caden mathews

A person that drives puss puss car.

Have you seen John around.
Last i heard of him he was a caden mathews.

by john marst October 27, 2020

Mathew Dawkins

A child sex predator. Hides in plain sight looking retarded when a young girl walks past he will bend her over spank her ass and drag her deep into his cave where he will mutilate her corps untill there is nothing left.

Oh god we're done for it's Mathew Dawkins

by A plughole beast February 01, 2020

Bailey Mathew

A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.

I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.

Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out

Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.

by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013

mathew netardus

He is mean to every body and hates his girlfriend

Your a dick Mathew netardus

by Sup nigger July 04, 2017

Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

by October 19, 2020

jivon Mathew

Jivon Mathew is a species of ape commonly found in the south of India it is sometimes friendly but only because it wants to steal peoples money and it thinks it is a smart funny ape but this ape is quite dumb and most animals stay away from it. Humans are petrified of this animals scary looks and yellow rotten teeth.this ape also does not get along with the yellow orangutan.

Andria:oh my god guys look
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me

Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST

by anamazingbigsister September 16, 2022