Super Mario

A Person who always seems to have a better story to tell or who has done the same thing you have, only better. Hence 1upping you.

John: " I learned how to play the guitar when I was fifteen."
Johns Friend: " Dude, I was playing the guitar, drums, and writing my own songs when I was eight."

John: " Hey Super Mario, why are you 1upping me."

by DigsDar May 2, 2008

mafioso

Anyone of Italian heritage (mainland or Sicilian) who has sworn themselves to Italian Mafia.

1 John Ghotti, "Lucky" Luciano, and Al Capone, are all mafioso.

2 Don't fuck with a Mafioso, they'll kill your ass.

by italianplaya April 24, 2004

Mario Karma

Occurs when playing Mario Kart 64. Occurs when you gloat about having overtaken someone on multiplayer, and as you race away to the finish line to take the coveted title of "dude", you find yourself hit by a red shell and you quickly go from 1st to last.

Guy 1: HA! You guys suck! I'm about to hand out some PAINbow Road! WOOO....wait? RED SHELL?! NOOOO!!

Guy 2: That's Mario Karma for you.

by TheMadFelcher March 29, 2010

mario tax

The exorbitant price that often accompanies first-party/highly recognized video games, named after Mario, the Nintendo character and mascot.

That reseller wanted $20 for Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt just because it has Mario in it, damn that mario tax.

Everyone must succumb to the mario tax now, every collector must suffer.

by Vee Are Trooper October 1, 2013

crack mansion

Refers to a place in high society where people go to buy and smoke crack. -- As made famous in the show Futurama.

Now that I'm rich I will no longer have to sit around in that crack house; I can goto a crack mansion and be waited on hand and pipe.

by NiteShift October 4, 2004

Marion

Smart, beautiful, gracious, but mostly she's just a sexy girl. She's impossible to forget because you always smile when you think of her. She's unpredictable but always forgiven. She has her own agenda but will keep your heart warm and always remain friendly. She will kick you out of her bed before you kick her out of yours. She's the kind of girl that needs to be a verb instead of a noun.

Damn! Nobody does it like Marion!

by urbanass November 27, 2012

marion, indiana

Place people should not go to if they have the choice.

guy 1-"Well, we're moving the family out to a little city called Marion, Indiana."

guy 2-"Jesus Christ, save yourself the trouble and just shoot yourself."

by Testing1,2,3, testing. July 3, 2008