Manstruation

When a man is having his “period.”

Glendolf is so emotional today. He must be manstruating. Manstruation is not his friend.

by Hootoohatty June 22, 2018

Land Manity

You ever see a Manity? Then you know what im talkin about. Fat people that have no knecks and fat faces.

*RING RING RING* Land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat bitch in your yard?

by ATICUS September 12, 2006

manity

Vanity - to the excess - in a man. Man + vanity = manity

If your man can't help himself from looking at his reflection in every shiny surface, from a store window to the new wax job on the car, he suffers from a severe case of manity.

by EBoogs May 24, 2006

mansteak

the penis and the glorious areas that surround it

I totally wanna rub all up on Ian's mansteak

by GiYES May 24, 2008

manstrangulation

When a human with a penis commits or tries to commit suicide by tying a rope onto the soft penis head, under the ass crack, into the neck, then watches some filthy porn or something to get erected. Thus the erection causing the rope to tighten and choke or strangle the person to death.

Louis lost his construction job, and he was in a lot of pressure due to the bills, so he attempted manstrangulation, but he failed because his penis was less than 2 inches. Although he suffered minor cuts in his ass from the rope.

by Landlord666 April 10, 2009

manstronaut

An astronaut of the male persuasion.

"Did you know there have never been any women on the moon? I'm going to become an astronaut and go to the moon, that will be a punch in the testicles for all those manstronauts."

by Elle The Space Explorer March 12, 2007

Manster

a ugly, stupid, lying, cheating, manwhore guy.. only wants to get in your pants and will say anything his incomptent brain can think of to do so :)

One part Manning.. 99 parts Monster

"damn, i didn't know he was such a manster"

by greenpeppersteak December 26, 2011