Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.

Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."

by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013

masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014

Masturbation Burn

A blister/sore that occurs along the shaft after excessive masturbation.

After stroking for hours on end, Johnny developed Masturbation Burn.

by Ch@0s117 May 23, 2015

Masturbation Proclamation

Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.

"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"

by Christmas cruises October 5, 2017

Masturbation

It's the practicing sexual pleasure on one's self it's completely normal but don't tell my parents I do it

Guy to his girlfriend: yes honey I do masturbation but
Girlfriend: I'm gonna stop you there explain
Guy to his girlfriend: it's to photos of you

Girlfriend: awwww I'm creeped out but it's also a bit sweet

by Thedefinitionwriter11156 June 3, 2021

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

Velvety Masturbation

When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.

Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"

Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."

by The Masturbation Don October 10, 2010