manitowoc

City on Lake Michigan in Northeast Wisconsin. A stagnant, mostly unemployed population of lazy losers, winos, and chronic addicts.

"Dude is so Manitowoc that he thinks success is when your unemployment checks will carry you through ice fishing season."

by Wally Wall May 14, 2006

Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

Manity

Possessing and/or exuding the quality of manliness.

When the villagers saw Paul Bunyan strutting down the mountain with his burly beard, heavy wooden ax, manly flannel, and ripped muscles, all they could do was look in awe and quietly whisper, "Oh the manity..."

by GreenGiantofBroccoli February 19, 2010

manitoba mudslide

a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.

mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Hailee Manipole

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Likes to party and dance. An amazing friend and amazing in bed. Usually has a fascination with chickens.

Dude, I met this girl who acts just like a Hailee Manipole!

by lmilli12 April 5, 2011

manktop

a tanktop worn by men, usually gay men

person 1: why are you wearing a manktop, justin?
person 2: you may not have noticed, frank, that i am not straight. plus, it matches perfectly with my manpris and my manbra.

by manbra!! December 17, 2007

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018