turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by boggler March 18, 2005

dork magnet

one who attacts the likes of the stupid, witless, mentally challenged, and/or people of the loser variety

Everytime I go to a bar some lame wad has to come up and start a conversation with me. I must be a dork magnet!

by king kenny January 19, 2009

thug magnet

A person who attracts unsavory types.

She’s a straight-up, A-1 thug magnet no matter where she goes or what she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

Milf Magnet

A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.

"Wow Ryan sure is a milf magnet."

by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021

Magnus

If your a "Magnus" you are basically amazing.

For example, man your just a real Magnus dude

by mhenebakk November 7, 2018

Magnus

An adjective used to describe greatness.
It was inspired after the word "Magna" that means "great".
The word is usually used to give something a high degree, and can be used to refer to a leader.It can also be used to describe greatness in objects or subjects.

"That guy is the magnus arund here."

"When it comes to beating up people, kurt angle is a pure magnus"

"What a huge magnus cheeseburger!!"

by John Realdeal January 3, 2006

magnum

A really large penis.

Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.

by Syda March 24, 2005