Magnum

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )

Jimmy: "Check it out, I found a magnum!"

Timmy: "I wish I found it..."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023

Magnum

Magnum is a gun and a ice creme

I like Magnum

by Sejtype420 May 19, 2021

Sharing a magnum

Two or more people performing fellatio on the same penis.

Inka and Arnout unzipped my pants and started sharing a magnum until I jizzed all over their faces

by WorldImprover May 4, 2024

Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds

Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023

Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis

Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos

by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021

Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023