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22 magnum

When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.

Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.

Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.
I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)
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44 magnum

Clint Eastwood's gun in Dirty Harry.
The 44. 44 magnum is the most powerful hand gun in the world one shot could blow your head clean off So you got to ask your self a question "do I feel lucky?..... well do ya puck"
by Itsamebobvy August 1, 2024
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Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.
I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.
by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025
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Magnum Music

Magnum Music is songs like raspberry beret, atomic dog, 1999, and jump. This is the type of music that would be played in the queue of a roller coaster in the late 80s and early 90s. The people in the line would be wearing visors and fanny packs. The name originated from Magnum XL 200 at cedar point in Sandusky Ohio when they used to have DJ’s in line.
Heard prince the other day on the radio and it made me think of Magnum Music
by steak master June 5, 2025
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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023
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corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!
by Sudomite September 11, 2023
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Magnum

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )
Jimmy: "Check it out, I found a magnum!"

Timmy: "I wish I found it..."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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