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Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.
by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021
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Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.
I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.
by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025
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Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023
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Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.
After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.
by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022
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magnumous

An adjective that holds more power than a word such as “great” or “grand,” but that is not as meaningful as a word such as “magnificent” or “extraordinary,” for example; almost like a middle ground between the two. It can also refer to something or a number of things that are notably large in number.
The detailed report was absolutely magnumous, and the team’s few weeks of hard work was clear in the amazing final product.

As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.

“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”
by Two Cats In a Trenchcoat March 30, 2024
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Magnum

It can be a person being magnum which means being really cool or it can be used to describe a time or object which would mean it was fun or great.
'Ah mate last night was magnum with that fit hairy bird'
by Onamah December 27, 2017
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Wiener Magnum

A word brought on by frustration while playing a video game. Mainly used when thrown from a vehicle.
Oh wiener magnum! I was hit by a grenade, thrown out of the car, and hit a tree.
by The Tubman April 21, 2009
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