maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

Magponium

1. A period of 25 years.
2. A 25th anniversary of a birth, wedding, sobriety, etc.

Derived from the atomic number for Manganese (Magnesium) off of the periodic table, and a British slang term for 25 pounds.

I lived in Boston a Magponium ago.

Her Magponium party is going to be crazy!

by Starbuns September 1, 2010

Maggot

Someone who’s messing around usually annoying people.

Andy stop acting the maggot

by Dope John Paul III January 20, 2019

maggot dick

White men's penis size...resembles an actual maggot. White and small.

Woman: "I can't feel anything!"
White man: "Huh, but I'm inside of you??"
Woman: Get off me, maggot dick!"

by SexyGal10 January 21, 2010

maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

milk maggot

a comeback to call a white person when they call you a blackie.

Emily: "Move blackie"
Nariyah: "I'm not listening to a milk maggot!"

by xviviana January 20, 2021

Maggot

A Privateer in the army

Sergeant:How tall r u Maggot
Private:5 foot 9 sir
Sgt:Oh I didnt know they stacked shit that high!

by Caca March 1, 2005